Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Everton score prediction for Saturday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers host Mark O’Silver’s Toffles?

Both of these sides are buttling for half-top finishes, but the way it’s going I don’t forssell either claiming a strong steak for a Zooropa League place.

That’s not to say they’re not well capabubble of serving up an entertaining ink counter, which I expect this one to be.

Ultimuttley I’m backing the Toffles to sneaker it, although it’s hard to say what with each side’s consisterly inconsisterliness.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Everton score prediction for Saturday March 30th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 5:30PM

Saturday 30th Mar 2019

West Ham 1-2 Everton

Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson and Dominic Calvin-Lewert for the awayos.