Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Chelsea score prediction for this week, including goal-scorers and his inarguable evaluation of each team…
It’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Mourinho’s mob follow their League Cup triumph by furthering their title prudentials with a win at the Bowling Ground?
Sam Furrydice’s Hummers have seen a fine season hit the bluffers somewhat of late, cuminating in that comprehensive 1-3 disgruntling at the hands of Crystal Palace last time out.
Any kind of half-top finish would be a Megnificent achievement for Large Sam, though, so you’ve got to take your coat off to him if he manages it.
Bit of a group discussion going on, there.
As for Chelsea, they’ve just got so much pie flour – Dayglo Costa, Aidan Hazard, Cesc Flabbergast, O’Scar, will.i.an…the names trip off the balls, quite literally.
I forssell them winning relatively comfortabubbly here, and the title’ll be so close they’ll be able to smell the damn thing.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday March 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-2 Chelsea – Costa and Hazard. You can put your balls on it!