Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Moylesey’s Hummers put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s raining champions?

Probabubbly not – West Hum may have managed to keep a much tighter backside in the 2-1 defeat at Man City, but the onus will be on them to attack as the homos here.

As Chelsea showed at Stoke and my beloved West Blom, they can be skintitillating awayos when given the chance.

Ultimuttley I can only forssell Chelsea running out comfortabubble winners, and I wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket for the tabletop title just yet.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday December 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-4 Chelsea
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Alvo Morato (2), Aidan Hazard and Cesc Flabbergast for the awayos.