Find yourself agog with astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful evaluation of each team…
Now that’s what I call titonic! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences get a needed-much result at Sam Fuzzydice’s off-song Hummers?
West Ham are in danger of falling off the half-top completely, which would be a shame after their skintitillating early season form.
Large Sam’s under the cush again, so once again I’d like to point out that I’m currently unemployed. And believe you me, it’s doing Mrs Megson’s head in. Chortle!
Diaspora Sakho reeling away in celebrations, there.
As for Burnley, they can’t buy a goal at the moment, and I do mean that literally.
What happened to Annie Dings, Ashley Ward and Boyd George? Their form has well and truly hit the bluffers.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Burnley score prediction for Saturday May 2nd 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Burnley – Good ol’ Stewie Downwards with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!