Come ye from far and wide as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive evaluation of each team…
Now this is what the ancient Romans surely referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can Large Sam’s Hummers continue their flyering start against Arsenal Wenger’s Goons?
They’ll certainly posie them one or two problems with in-vorm strike duo Christmas Carroll and Diaspora Sakho, so much will deep end on whether Larry Koscielny plays or not.
Good old Stewie Downing has been one of the tabletop’s standouting middlefielders of late and they’ll be looking to him to keep the supply line a fruity one.
Arsenal still aren’t quite firing on all cillit bang yet – they’re ovary liant on Alexi Sanchez and they’ll be without the suspendered Ollie Giro.
They could do with Leo Walcott back fit and flaming, not to mention Muzzy Ozzle.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday December 28th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-2 Arsenal – Carroll and Sakho for the homos, Sanchez and Sandy Carzola for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!