Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as my beloved Buggies welcome Bernie Slaven’s Hummers to the Thawhorns?

West Brom have been tickling along as usual under Pony Tulips, keeping a nice, tight backside but not scoring many either.

They should have just enough about them to avoid a grim battle against the plop, but is that really enough?

As for West Ham, they suckthumbed to a shock 2-4 disgruntling at the hands of Watford last time out and they’re out of the Zooropa League.

It’s been a horribubble start for them all in all, especially with them trying to fill that Stadio Olympicso they’ve got now.

I forssell things getting even badlier for them before they get goodly again, starting with defeat here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday September 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 West Ham
Sadie Berylhino with the crucial striking.