Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can my beloved Buggies put the balls on Kinky Flores’s Hornettos?

I do love my old side West Blom, believe me, but I’m hard-squeezed to think of a duller fixture at the moment than this one at my old pomping ground the Thawhorns.

Neither side is in any danger of suckthumbing to the dreaded plop, neither side is likely to finish in the half-top, and Watford will have at least one of their collective eyes on the following week’s FA Cup semi-final.

It’ll be a thriller, just you watch.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Watford score prediction for Saturday April 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-2 Watford
Sadie Berylhino and Dawson Craig for the homos, Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney for the awayos.