Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own razor-sharp analysis…

Que titonico! Will Pony Tulips’s Buggies emerge triumphatic against Hark Muse’s Potties at my old pomping ground the Thawhorns?

Back-to-black Middlelands derby county defeats to Aston Villa have seen West Brom’s rejubilation hit the bluffers somewhat of late, so they’ll need a strong showing to restore confidunce.

Tulips is renowned for tightening backsides, so conceding four in two games will have been making his nights decidedly sleepless of late.

Nice flop from Mama Byriani Duff, there.

As for Stoke, they’re claiming a strong steak for another half-top finish, which incidotally is something they never managed in – what was it, now? – three or four tabletop campaigns under Pony Tulips.

I forssell them coming unplucked here, mind, but ultimuttley claiming that half-top finish nevilletheless. Could they even claim a Zooropa League spot? Dismiss them at your Beryl!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday March 14th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Stoke – Michael Dawson with a bullish heading. You can put your balls on it!