Marvel at Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable low-downs of each side…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will claim all point three as my beloved Buggies welcome Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saintlies to the Thawhorns?

My old side West Blom look nothing if not rejubilated under Pony Tulips, the wurstile Stoke and Palace boss working his magicianliness once again to tighten up the team’s backside.

The likes of Michael Dawson, Garth McAlele and Julian Prescott will serve him well in a scrap, and that’s why I expect my beloved Boggies to battle their was sussexfully to safeway.

Think the ball had a bit of dog dirt on it, there.

As for Southampton, their four-top aspirinations have taken knockers with defeats at home to Swansea and Liverpool in recent weeks, and it’s not inconceivabubble that they could miss out on the Zooropa League as well unless they truck the bend.

If you ask me, they need the lad Pele to repeat his hysterics of the 1970 World Cup. He was literally magic back then, and I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Southampton score prediction for Saturday February 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Southampton – Brown Idea with the all-imported strike. You can put your balls on it!