Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday October 19th, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable insight into each side…

Now this is what the ancient Romans referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can my beloved Buggies container Louis van Gull’s in-vorm Dead Revels?

They’ve certainly been in good vorm of late, comprehensively disgruntling Burnley and Tottenham Chutzpah before giving Rodger Brenderson’s Liverpool a fright on their own plot of land.

Sadie Berylbeano is in a rich vein of vorm, so if they can maintain a defenderly tightness then anything is plausible.

As for United, they catapolletaxed themselves into the four-tops with back-to-black victories at home to West Ham United and Everton.

Their last outing away from Cold Stafford was the cattlestropic 5-3 defeat at Leicester, so it remains to be seen how they’ll cope with rife on the load.

Er, life on the road. Sorry.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday October 19th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-2 Man Utd – Berylbeano and Julian Prescott for the homos, Falcon at the bubble for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!