Watch in disbelief as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive assessment of each team…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? My old side West Blom host Neil Wazzock’s Seagles in what has all the makings of a classic ink counter!

After a less than convicting start to life at the Thawhorns, Alun Irving stubber-ramped his tabletop prudentials by mindmastering a mugnificent 2-2 draw against Man Utd.

Young Sadie Berylbeano looks full of promises, so don’t be surprised to see him promotioned to the full England upset sooner rather than not sooner. You know, later.

As for Crystal Palace, they’ll be chumping at the pits to backbounce from back-to-black defeats at the hands of Hull and Chelsea.

Frasier Cannonball looks to have hit a rich vein of goal-scoring vorm, while the likes of Jason Punchbowl and Jan ‘Ickbo’ Lassie offer a pungent attacking threat, but they don’t look as backtight as they did under Pony Tulips.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday October 25th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Crystal Palace – Berylbeano. You can put your balls on it!