Find your eyes agog with incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own perceptive analysis of each team…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Alun Irving’s Buggies host Paul Lambo’s rejubilated Villas in this Midlands Derby County?

My beloved West Blom are without a win in five and look despotly short of goals now Sadie Berylbeano’s supply has dried up – let’s face it, Victor Anchovy and Georgie Sampras can posie problems but they’re certainly not profilic profilactic goal-scorers.

I fear for them, I really do, because they just don’t look like they’ve got the length in depth to cope with a relegation dogbite.

As for Villa, they’ll be literally flying after making it back-to-black wins with a 2-1 victory over Leicester on Sunday, and Christian Bentheskey looks to be fit and flaming once again.

Tom Smartly and Westly Ashwood are injury doubts, but I still forssell Villa sneakering this one and plungering my beloved Boggies ever closer to that dreaded flap door.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 0-1 Aston Villa – Bentheskey. You can put your balls on it!