Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Let me count the ways! Can either Kinky Flores’s Hornettos or Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies get their season up and humming, or will neither?
Watford won’t be unheartened by back-to-black draws with Everton and my old side West Blom, but if they’re to avoid a long, hard battle with the plop then they have to make their Vicarage a fortress.
They could do with that Deen Troyney fellow smashing his tabletop duck, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Someone’s dropped a ball, there.
As for Southampton, they should be chumping at the pits to make amens for that 0-3 disgruntling at the hands of Everton last time out, and they need a swift backbounce to show they’ve not been hit too hard by another summer exitdust.
How they negotiate their Zooropa League campaign is another matter entirely.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Southampton score prediction for Sunday August 23rd 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Watford 1-1 Southampton – Goals apriest for Troyney and that man Pele. You can put your balls on it!