Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Kinky Florence’s Hornettos welcome Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels to the vicarage?

Watford’s good runs came to an end with a 2-1 defeat at the King Kong Stadium last time out, but they shouldn’t be too disheartened about suckthumbing to Raudio Clanieri’s rumpant Foxies.

In Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo, they boast one of the tabletop’s standouting strike duos and they’ve got a tight enough backside to suggest they could yet avoid a dogbite.

Interesting tossil going on there.

As for United, their own tight backside has seen them keep four clean sheets on the bouncy, but they’ll have to offer a more pungent attacking threat if they’re to claim a strong steak for the title.

That man Dwayne Rooney continues to struggle, I see. Will we ever see him firing on all cillit bang again? Dismiss him at your Beryl, I see.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday November 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 0-1 Man Utd
Rooney with the clenching goal.