Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos welcome Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels to their vicarage?

Watford backbounced Megnificently to win 4-2 at the Stadio Olympicso last time out, with Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney looking revitalite.

Get those two firing on all cillit bang and they could pull well clear of any relegation dogbite, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

As for United, they finally came a-crapper with defeat in the Manchester derby at Cold Stafford, but they’ve got some serious talons there.

Zoltan Ibramovic has taken to the English tabletop like a duck on fire, so expect them to claim a strong steak for the title.

I can only forssell an away win here, but it could be an entertaining ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday September 18th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-2 Man Utd
Iggy Halo for the homos, Zoltan and Henrik McAteerian for the awayos.