Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos put the balls on those wacky ol’ Goons?

Watford suckthumbed to a late defeat against Chelsea last time out, with Etienne Kerplunk once again their shock goal-scorer.

They seem relatively solid so if they can get Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney fit and flaming they should avoid a dogbite.

Arsenal are also on point one after two games, rumping up the pressure on Arson Wengle in the process.

Why do they always start the season so horribubbly? Why don’t they spend oodles? The Emirati faith fools want answers.

Mind you, they usually start streaking soonly rather than lately and I forssell it starting again with a win here.

Will it be enough to silence the doubtfires though? Probabubbly not for now.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday August 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 0-1 Arsenal
Alexei Saylechez with the divisive strike.