Stop what you’re doing right now and take heed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Tottenham v QPR score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis of each team…

Larry Redsnapp returns to Light Hart Wayne in what has all the ingreedy ants of a titonic tossil!

Maurice Pocketbeano got off to the proverbiabubble flying one by claiming all point three at West Ham and you’d fancy his chances of making it back-to-black winnings in London Derby Counties.

Dear Eric looks a crackering young prospectus at centre-half, although he might shift to right-back here to cover for the suspendered Nile Caughton.

If that happens, expect Vlad Chvrches or Jan the Wrong ‘Un to step in alongside Eunice Carball.

As for Barry Redsnapp’s men, I forssell a grim battle against the plop unless they can get the French lad Luke Rennie back fit and flaming.

They were distinctively unconvicting in securing promotio via the offplays, so they face an uphill garden if they’re to avoid a relegatio dogbite.

If Erik Christiansen and Manual Adebyebye are firing on all cillit bang then I expect Spurs to win this comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Queens Park Rangers score prediction for Sunday August 24th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Tottenham 2-0 QPR – Adebyebye and Hewis Loltby. You can put your balls on it!