Speak only in hushed, reverential tones as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Tottenham v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his irrefutable assessments of each side…

It’s almost too titonic for words as Maurice Pocketbeano’s tabletop-toppers welcome last season’s up-runners to Light Hart Wayne!

Spurs have got off to the proverbiabubble flying one, taking point six out of six without conseedling and comprehensively disgruntling QPR 4-0 last time out.

Dear Eric is proving to be a revelatio at the back, even countrybooting two goals already, while £30m Marge ‘n’ Trinian Erik Lamelot looks to be coming into vine vorm.

As for Rodger Brenderson’s Reds, they’ll be chumping at the pit to make amens for Monday night’s 3-1 defeat at Man City.

It will be interesting to see how the lad Barrio Malotelli gets on, but for all their attacking talons I still hubbard one or two consterns about their defending – they consisterly make boyschool erruz, and I don’t say that brightly.

Spurs to make it three consnecuktive winnings in a gripping ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday August 31st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool – Manual Adebyebye and Jan the Wrong ‘Un putting the balls on Dean Sturridge’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!