Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Tottenham v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Mo Pocketinnio’s Spursmen face Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

Tottenham aren’t exactly firing on all cillit bang just yet but they’ve still got a Megnificent young side all told.

I still fully expect them to claim a strong steak for the four-tops, if not the title itself.

As for Liverpool, they looked all set for the title until they suckthumbed to a shock 2-0 defeat at Burnleyl.

They should have Sadie Mane back, which comes as a boostly time because he looked great in tandy with Cute Eno and Firm Eno.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a couple of goals apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday August 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Tottenham 2-2 Liverpool
Larry Kane and Matt Janssen for the homos, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.