Go wild for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own informed low-down on each side…

Now this is surely what the ancient Romans referred to as a titonic tossil! How will Swansea cope without Bony Wilf as Large Sam Allardyce’s Hummers roll into town?

Much will deep end on the vorm of Gylfi Sigurros Sigarillo the Icelandic lad – he’s been nothing if not mercurious this season, and I don’t say that rightly.

Expect Butterfingy Gomis to depotise for the absent Wilf, and I can tell you he looked good when he scored a couple against Sheffield last Wednesday.

As you can see, Andy Carroll was positively rumpunt in the correspondenting fixture.

And he’ll have to be again what with Diaspora Sakho off at the Afro Cup of Notions – expect to see him paired with Ernie Valencia, who I’m led to believe was named after Ernie Wise.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday January 10th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-1 West Ham – Goals apriest for the Icelandic lad and Valencia. You can put your balls on it!