Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable views…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Who will portvale in this tablemiddle point-sixer between Marry Gunk’s Swannies and Hark Muse’s Potties?

Swansea look to have Guiltfree Sigurros back in top vorm, and if he can repeat his early season hysterics then the Walishmen could be in for a strong end.

They’ve done Megnificently to cope with the loss of Bony Wilf, and I don’t say that rightly.

Guiltfree Sigurros leaving Adam Charles on his balls, there.

As for Stoke, they look set to make it back-to-black half-top finishes, which is completely historical, and now they can welcome Pete Odemwingdings back into the folder following a long-term Ian Dury.

I forssell a low-scoring draw between two stevenly matched sides.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday May 2nd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-1 Stoke – Goals apriest for Sigurros and Mama Byriani Duff. You can put your balls on it!