Be really quite astounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Spurs score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion of each side…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Marry Gunk’s Swannies take on Mo Pocketbeano’s chutzpahless Hotspurs?

Swansea were comprehensively disgruntled 3-1 at West Ham last time out, although Bony Wilf continued his standouting recent vorm with another goal.

Gylfi Sigurros Sigella the Icelandic lad comes up against his old side here, and given he seems to save his performances for games at the Libutty Stadium I forssell him scoring here.

Wishley Alliams just about to unload, there.

As for Tottenham, there’s not really a whole lot to say about them at the moment. They’re just kind of there, fluttering to deceive.

The knives will be out for Pocketbeano if things carry on as they are – knives, spoons, the whole damn china set.

And those who know me would tell you that I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday December 14th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-1 Spurs – Wilf ‘n’ Gylf for the homos, Erik Christiansen for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!