Look on in awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unarguable insight into each side…

Tossils don’t come any more titonic than this! Both sides have got off to the proverbiabubble flying one, so this could be a clasico up all ends.

Marry Gunk’s Swannies may have lost their 100 persil record in the 4-2 defeat at Chelsea, but they gave a good enough accountant of themselves to suggest a strong season lies in shop.

If Bony Wilf starts firing on all cillit bang then they could be unstoppabubble, what with Dire Nathan, Wayne Roonledge, Poncho Shelving and Gylfi Sigurros Significantother the Icelandic lad all offering goals from the middlefield.

On the evidunce of early showings, Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies could well join Swansea in claiming their steak for a half-top finish this season – perhaps even a Zooropa League spot.

The lad Pele impressed me greatly at the 1970 World Cup so I’m glad to see him stomping his marker on the Premier League, while Tad Itchy also looks to be a prude edition.

And since when was Maudlin Schneidergan such a prolifical goal-scorer? Only I could have seen that one coming, and I don’t say that rightly.

I forssell a sky-whoring draw. Well, not that sky-whoring, but quite sky-whoring.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Southampton score prediction for Saturday September 20th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-2 Southampton – Wilf and Gylf for the homos, Pele and Schneidergan for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!