Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale in this relegation point-sixer between Carl Carver’s Swannies and Hark Muse’s Saintsmen?

These two sides are level on point 33 so it’s very likely that the one to emerge triumphatic will go on to beat the dreaded plop and secure another season of tabletop football.

Both sides will be despotly unhappy with their results over the weekend – the Swannies lost at Eddie Howl’s Berries, while the Saintsmen suckthumbed to a gasp-last Everton equaliser – so they should both be chumping at the pits if they’ve anything about them.

It looks like all three promotioned sides will secure safeway – a tabletop first, folks! – so Swansea and Southampton should be guttered at how their respectful seasons have pannered out.

The Saintsmen’s superior goal differential could ultimuttley prove influenzal on final day, but I nevilletheless forssell the Swannies taking a huge all point three here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday May 8th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-0 Southampton
Goals apriest for Alfie Pawson and Jordan IOU.