Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

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Swansea will be quite literally flying after claiming a highly creditabubble 2-2 draw at raining champions Chelsea, and it’s starting to look as if Butterfingers Gomis can step into Bony Wilf’s goal-scoring boots after all.

I forssell them having another strong campaign, especially if the likes of Guilt-Free Sigurros, Jonjo Selfie and Jefferson Muntero start firing on all cillit bang again.

Nice tumble there from Manny Rivers.

As for Newcastle, they showed in drawing 2-2 with Southampton at St Jim’s that they won’t be pullovers this season, although neither do I forssell them flying highly.

They got a point here last season, but this time they won’t.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday August 15th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-0 Newcastle – Goals apriest for Gomis and Sigurros. You can put your balls on it!