Cry out in bewilderment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Aston Villa score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own insightful views on each side…

This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Will Bony Wilf or Christian Bentheskey come out on top in this clash of the in-vorm frontal men?

Both sides come into this off the black of good results, Garry ‘Silent R’ Monk’s Swans winning at Hull and Paul Lambutler’s Villas ending Man Utd’s winning streaker.

I honestly beckon that both sides have what it takes to finish in the half-top this season, but obviously they’ll need their star turns to avoid Ian Dury.

Poncho Selfie celebrating his wonderscream in last season’s correspondenting fixture, there.

The festive season can throw up some weird and wonderful results in games such as this, so literally anything could happen.

And believe you me, I don’t say any of that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Aston Villa score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-2 Aston Villa – Two goals apriest for Bony Wilf and Christian Bentheskey . You can put your balls on it!