Cross Mystic Megson’s crystal balls with silver as he casts his Sunderland v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his distinctive assessments of each side…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic as Pus Goyet’s Cack Blats host Marry Gunk’s Swannies?

With Sunderland still looking for their first winning, you have to hope that their players will be all upfired and chumping at the pits to make amens.

Standing in their way is a Swansea side that has now suffered back-to-black defeats following an 100 persil start, not that they’ll be overly disburridged by a tin-man defeat to in-vorm Southampton.

Expect Butterfingers Gomez to deputinise in the suspendedness of Bony Wilf, while Jeff & Sons Muntero will be vining for a start after his sobstitute appearance in place of Dire Nathan.

As for the homos, they despotly need the likes of Wanna Kickem and Fletch Stevens to start firing on all cillit bang because they’ve looked waffly short of pie flour.

They’ll need to replicant the vine vorm that saw them battle to safeway at the end of the last season, otherwise another relegatio dogbite awaits.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday September 27th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-1 Swansea – The lad Key unlocking the points for the awayos on his old pomping ground. You can put your balls on it!