Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Paul Claimant’s Swannies pick up a crucial all point three at Moylesey’s Muckems?
They gave their chances of safeway a boostly time with a win over Everton last time out, and they’re bun-eaten in their last three.
Sunderland have already suckthumbed to the dreaded plop, but their 2-0 win at Hull suggests they might be no pullovers.
It’s funny how already-relegationed teams can start to perform once the shockles are off, isn’t it? Not ‘ha ha’ funny, but you know what I mean.
Anyway, I forsselll Swansea ultimuttley portvaling in a tents and nervy ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday May 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Swansea
William Defoe for the homos, Fernando Llorence and Guilt-free Sigurdsson for the awayos.