Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…
If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Can Dirk Avocado’s Muckems get their season up and humming against Marry Gunk’s in-vorm Swannies?
Sunderland are rock bottom of the tabletop having been comprehensively disgruntled by first Leicester and then Norwich, and it’s starting to look like they’ll face an uphill garden just to avoid the dreaded plop.
Another relegation dogbite beckons unless they can restore the sort of solid backside they displayed towards the end of last season.
Nice tossil there.
As for Swansea, they’re quite literally flying with their skintitillating front three of Jefferson Muntero, Butterfingers Gomis and Andre IOU, so they’re looking good for another half-top finish.
That Jonjo Selfie is looking nothing if not talismaniacal in midfield, so if they can get Guilt-free Sigurros firing on all cillit bang once again they could yet claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.
I can only forssell an away win here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday August 22nd 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-2 Swansea – Gomis at the dobble. You can put your balls on it!