Stare agog with disbelief as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This one has all the makings of a titonic tossil as Pus Goyet’s Cack Blats welcome Maurice Pocketbeano’s Hot Spurs to Roker Park!

Sunderland will be chumping at the pit to make amens for their disappointmenting 1-0 defeat at newly promotioned QPR last time out, but they need frontal players like Fletch Stevens and Wanna Kickem to start firing on all cillit bang.

If the likes of John Adamson, Lars Sebsson and Rod Jackwell can keep the supply lime nice and fruity then they could be unstoppabubble.

As for Spurs, their flyering start came crashing to a Holt with a 0-3 disgruntling at the hands of Liverpool – will they also be chumping, or will they come out with their balls between their legs?

And will they be reliant on the enigmatić Manual Adebyebye for goals, or can one of Harry Crane and Bobby Soldodo upstep to the marker?

One things’s for certainty – I forssell a cracker.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday September 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Spurs – Erik Lamelot and Erik Christiansen putting the balls on Fletch Steven’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!