Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable views…
Que titonico! Who will emerge triumphatic as Dirk Avocado’s Muckems host Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies?
Sunderland are currently languishing in the plop zone so they’re in despot need of all point three – just as well, then, that Wanna Kickem is showing signs of life again.
If they can get him firing on all cillit bang then you really would be dismissing them at your Beryl.
Textbook tossil, that.
As for Southampton, they’ve got a rejubilant centre-forward of their own in the lad Pele, who’s showing once again just why he’s such a legend of the game.
He was Megnificent in Brazil 1970, and I don’t say that brightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Southampton score prediction for Saturday May 2nd 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-1 Southampton – Pele with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!