Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v QPR score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable conclusions on each side…

If it’s titonic you seek, check out this tossil! Will those managerless R’s smash their season-long away duck at Pus Goyet’s rejubilated Muckems?

They’ll face an uphill garden, that’s for certainly – Sunderland have the new lad Defoe rolling yak the beers with back-to-black goals, and they’re looking tightly at the rear.

If they can continue their current tractorjerry tradjazztory form then they could ultimuttley end up avoiding a relegation dogbite altogether.

There’s that Barton fink taking on Aidan Johnson in the correspondent fixture earlier this season.

As for QPR, what is there to say about their away record this season that hasn’t been said already? Well, I’d need a list of things that have been said in order to answer that one correctly.

Has anyone got such a list? In any case, I forssell yet another defeat.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v QPR score prediction for Tuesday February 10th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 2-0 QPR – Goals apriest for Stig Larsson and that man Defoe again. You can put your balls on it!