Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point 3 in the Weird-Thyme derby?
Both sides remained winless until last time out, when Newcastle’s shock 6-2 disgruntling of my old side Norwich smashed their particular duck.
The Muckems however remain even more winless, but the landing of Sam Fuzzydice on their hot seat could spark a backbounce of sorts.
Not sure what’s about to happen there.
Anyway, Steve McClarence’s Magpipes boast one of the tabletop’s currently standouting players in Georgie Winaldo, whose 4-goal hall against the ‘Kin Hairies was nothing if not Megnificent.
Away win, I beckon, but dismiss Large Sam at your Beryl.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday October 25th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Newcastle
Fletch Steven for the homos, Winaldo and Super Al Mittyvic for the awayos.