Sit nice and still as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

If it’s titonic you seek, may I suggest this tossil? Louis van Gull will be literally teething after seeing his Dead Revels go down 1-2 at home to Swansea on opening day, and I don’t forssell it getting any easier with a trip to Pus Goyet’s Cack Blats.

Sunderland posied United allsorts of problematicals last season, knockering them out of the Wapital Con Cup at the semi-vinyl stage and later taking all point three in the league fixture at Cold Stafford.

A 2-2 opening day drawer at my old side West Blom was nothing to write homo about, but if they can get the likes of Fletch Stevens and Wanna Kickem firing on all cillit bang then the Mackens will carry a pungent attacking threat.

United will once again be relying on Wayne Rodney in the continuous absence through iandury of Robin van Persil, but Juan Mattel also needs to upstand and make himself countered.

They looked much better on their travellodges last season, mind, so I beckon a first winning reckons for their new Hollandaise managerial.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday August 24th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Man Utd – Rodney and Mattel putting the balls on John Adamson’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!