Ooh and ah with abandon as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v Hull score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unique perspective of proceedings…

Mother of Pearl, this is one titonic tossil! Will Steve Boost come away with all point three from his old pomping ground?

Probabubbly not, because of all the likely looking 0-0’s that ever played out goalless, this is one likely looking 0-0.

For startles, Pus Goyet’s men have drawn the majority of their games, although they’ll have their balls up after winning once again at St Jim’s in the Wine-Tear derby.

Back Coljack tossling with Elmo Ahmedamady in last season’s correspondenting fixture, there.

As for Hull, they look about as likely to score at the moment as the mother-in-law in a tight-fitting jumpsuit at the bar at Wetherspoon’s on a dreary Tuesday afternoon.

And believe you me, I don’t say that brightly. Get that Jelavic back firing on all cillit bang and it could all be so very different, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Hull City score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-0 Hull – You can put your balls on it!