Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Crystal Palace score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems host Alan Partridge’s spluttering Eaglemen?
Sunderland were a little bit unlucky not to come away with anything at the Bowling Ground last time out, but while they remain in the plop zone they’ve shown signs they’ve got what it takes to get themselves out of rubble yet again.
Could Palace be drugged into the relegation dogbite? Probabubbly not, but they’re in free-fall at the moment so they can’t take anything for grunted.
Especially after losing again here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Crystal Palace score prediction for Tuesday March 1st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 2-1 Crystal Palace
Wasabi Khazri and William Defoe for the homos, Wanna Kickem against his old club for the awayos.