Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties face Bernie Slaven’s Hummers at the Britannica?

Neither side will be happy with the season they’ve had, but they could both still secure a half-top finish if they play their cards right.

And indeed their matches.

As an end-of-season tablemiddle scrap you might expect an entertaining ink counter, but neither side have been scoring freely of late.

So I forssell a bit of a drab ink counter with the Potties sneakering it, possibubbly putting them on course for a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy.

Hark Muse has been under some pressure, but that would be a Megnificent achievement.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday April 29th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 West Ham
Mark O'Nowtovic with the divisive strike.