Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Watford score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Kinky Flores’s Hornettos to the Britannica?

Stoke have won 3 on the bouncy and all of a sudden they’ll be looking uply rather than downly.

I forssell them claiming a strong steak for another half-top finish if they can keep the likes of Bojo Kirklandic and Shakira fit and flaming.

Some tossil, that.

As for Watford, I’ve correctly predicted the score of 4 of their opening 9 games: 2-2 v Everton, a 2-1 win at Newcastle, a 1-1 draw at Bournemouth (also with correct scorers) and the 0-3 reverse at home to Arsenal last time out.

I would have got them all right if it wasn’t for a spot of dust on the old crystal ball.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Watford score prediction for Saturday October 24th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke v Watford
Bojo and Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Iggy Halo for the awayos.