Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…
Try this titonic tossil on for size! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Marry Gunk’s Swannies to the Britannica?
Stoke have been nothing if not inconsisterly this seasonal, winning at Man City one week then losering at home to Leicester the next, and they’ll be literally teething from their 3-1 defeat at Sunderland last time out.
The lad Victor Moseley looks like being a prude edition, but they despotly need more from the likes of Bojo Kirklandic and Mark O’Nowtovic.
As for Swansea, their flyering start has hit the bluffers somewhat having only taken point one from home games with Southampton and Newcastle.
Their midfield carries a pungent attacking threat with the likes of Gylfi Sigurros, Dire Nathan, Poncho Selfie and Wayne Loutredge, so if they can get Bony Wilf firing on all cillit bang then they should finish comfortabubbly in the tablemiddle at least.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday October 19th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-1 Swansea – Crouching Pete and Moseley for the homos, Sigurros for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!