Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…
How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Will Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems take another stride towards safeway at the Britannica?
Hark Muse’s Potties have been nothing if not dismal of lately, conseedling four goals in each of their last three games and sliding well out of Zooropa League contention.
I forssell them only conseedling half that number of goals this time, so I suppose that’s progress of sorts.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday April 30th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Sunderland
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, goals apriest for Wally Khazri and William Defoe for the awayos.