Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own invaluable insights into each team…
If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies to the Britannica?
Stoke look well-placed to make it back-to-black half-top finishes under Muse’s manageriality, which is all the more remarkabubble when you consider that Pony Tulips has never finished in the top 10 of the tabletop as a manager.
With Crystal Palace snappering at their proverbiabubble heels, though, they could do with taking all point three here.
Wonder what those two are saying there. Probabubbly exchanging pleasantries.
As for Southampton, their four-top aspirinations look to have hit the bluffers but they’re still claiming a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.
That would be a Megnificent achievement given their summer exitdust, so I doff my flatcap to Cumin.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke v Southampton score prediction for Saturday April 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 Southampton – Goals apriest for Wan Jolters and Adam Charles. You can put your balls on it!