Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v QPR score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive brand of punditry…
Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Can Hark Muse further estublish his Potties’ half-top prudentials when his former club QPR visit the Britannica?
They’ve been inconsisterly in terms of their performances but they look like they should comfortabubbly avoid a relegation dogbite for a second season on the bouncy, perhaps even earning another half-top finish in the processor.
That would be some going because, whisper it quietly, a half-top tabletop finish is something the much-vaughaned Pony Tulips has never achieved.
Which as we can all agree is yet another reason why I should be managing my beloved West Blom right now, not him.
Nick O’Kranjcar scoring a wonderscream of a free kick in the correspondenting fixture, there.
As for QPR, they’ve lost every single one of their away games so far this season and have even stopped winning at Lofthouse Road, leaving them with one heck of an uphill garden to battle their way to safeway.
That man Charlie Austin is always a threat, but I forssell them getting sidebrushed here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Queens Park Rangers score prediction for Saturday January 31st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 QPR – Goals apriest for Crouching Pete and Bojo Krkic. You can put your balls on it!