Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Newcastle score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Steve McClarence’s Magpipes to the Britannica?

Stoke look on course for a third half-top finish on the bouncy, which would be Megnificent – especially as their season looked to be hitting the bluffers with a couple of 0-3 defeats a few weeks back.

Newcastle have suffered some comprehensive disgruntlings away from home, but they somehow found it in them to win at Light Hart Wayne the other month so they’re clearly capabubble.

I forssell a hard fort ink counter resulting in an entertaining draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Newcastle United score prediction for Wednesday March 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-2 Newcastle
Mark O'Nowtovic and Yosser-Lou for the homos, Georgie Winaldo and Jonjo Selfie for the awayos.