Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on proceedings…

If it’s titonic thou seeketh, dig this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Rodgers Brenderson’s Redbirds to the Britannica?

Stoke are assured of a second 9th place finish on the bouncy, a Megnificent achiefment that I don’t think Muse is getting enough credits for.

Can they go one – perhaps even two, three or four – better next season? Dismiss them at your Beryl!

As for Liverpool, they’ll be quite literally teething from that 1-3 defeat to Crystal Palace last time out, not to mention the whole Randy Starling saga.

This will also be the legendary Steve Eegee’s final appearance, and I don’t forssell it being a happy one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday May 24th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 Liverpool – Goals apriest for Wan Jolters and Mama Byriani Duff. You can put your balls on it!