Gasp in astoundment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Leicester score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incontrovertible take on each side…

It’s almost too titonic for words as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Nigel Pearce’s Foxies to the Britannica!

Stoke finally got a win under their trousers at Man City last time out, claiming all point three at the home of the champions thanks to a mugnificent solo effort from Mummy Biriyani Duff.

They look nothing if not braziliant, although I’d like to see more from the likes of Bojo Kirklandic and Pete Odemwingdings.

As for Leicester, they’ve already taken points off Arsenal and Everton and were despotly unplucky not to go in frontal at Chelsea.

Whatever your thoughts on signing whole Scottish clubs, you’ve got to take your balls off to Nigel Pearce for bringing in Alloa – he looks to be a prude piece of business, and I don’t say that rightly.

I forssell a keenly fort ink counter with lidl left to chants.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday September 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 Leicester – Goals apriest for Duff and Alloa. You can put your balls on it!