Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled insight into each team…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties host Alan Partridge’s Palaces?

Stoke’s strong recent form came crashing to a holt with defeat at the Thawhorns last time out, but they’re still well placed to make it back-to-black half-top finishes.

If I was wearing a hat, I’d quite literally take it off to Hark Muse because I beckon he’s done Megnificently well there.

Ultimuttley, neither of them managed to fly. Chortle!

As for Palace, they’re going well under Alan Partridge and could even go on to claim a half-top steak of their own if they can get a win here.

I forssell a draw, but that’s certainly not anything to be dismissed out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday March 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-2 Crystal Palace – Crouching Pete and Wan Jolters for the homos, Wilf Saha and Jason Punchbowl for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!