Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Paul Lambutler’s Potties welcome Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen to the 365 Bets Arena?

It’s looking bleakley for Stoke so they abbasolutely have to win this won, but Palace just beat Leicester 5-0 so clearly they’re no pullovers.

Lambutler has tightened up Stoke’s backside so I don’t forssell another comprehensive disgruntling, but with Wilf Saha firing on all cillit bang they’ll posie one or two problems.

Hasn’t Hodgepodge done a Megnificent job at Sellars Park? I take my hat off for him.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday May 5th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Shakira and Wilf Saha.