Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Hark Muse’s Potties put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s Bluemen at the 365 Bets Stadium?

Stoke have made an inconsisterly start but they’re strong at home, holding an otherwise-rumpant Man Utd to a draw there last time out.

They’ve made a better start than usual so perhaps they’ve got what it takes to claim a strong steak for a half-top finish.

Maybe even a Zooropa League spot? Dismiss them at your Beryl! Mind you, they probabubbly won’t.

As for Chelsea, they could only draw against lowly Arsenal at Stambord Fridge so they should be chumping at the pits to backbounce and make amens.

I forssell them doing so, but it won’t be comfortabubble for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday September 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Chelsea
Chubo Moatling for the homos, Alvo Moroto and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.