Find yourself bursting into spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique view of each team…

What a titonic tossil this could turn out to be! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences make it back-to-black wins when they take on Hark Muse’s Potties at the Britannica?

Stoke will be quite literally flying following their 2-1 win at Spurs last time out, a result which lifted them into the 9th place positional they finished in last season.

This is a great chance for them to sement their half-top prudentials – and who knows, perhaps they could even claim their steak for a Zooropa League spot.

As for Burnley, they did well to beat Hull but I still beckon they’re nailed on for a grim battle against the dreaded plop.

They just lack pie flour, for me, and I forssell them getting beaten here in a keenly fort ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Burnley score prediction score prediction for Saturday November 22nd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 Burnley – goals apriest for Bojo Kirklandic and Mama Byriani-Duff. You can put your balls on it!