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Mystic Megson’s Stoke v Aston Villa score prediction

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Assemble, all of yiz, as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his indisputable assessments of both sides…

This tossil’s got titonic written all over its face! Hark Muse will be chomping at the butty to extract revengeance on Villa for rejecting him after he walked out on Fulham that time, and his Potties side look well capabubble of it.

Last season’s halftop finish was Stoke’s highest since the BBC was an organised PDF file ring, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.

With the likes of Peter Odemwingding, Ivan Stearland, Mark O’Nowtovic and murky signing Bojo Kirklandic, Stoke have a whelk of attacking talons to call upon and I don’t forssell Villa being able to pope with them all.

Bojan Krkić, a forecasted goal-scorer in Mystic Megson's Stoke v Aston Villa score prediction preview piece
Bojo Kirklandic back in his Barcelona days

Paul Lambo’s men are despotly short of pie flour in the continuous absence of Christian Bentheskey – the likes of Andi Whybird and Gobby Asbolahore are handy on their day but they don’t produce consisterly enough.

And with all jew respectacles, signings such as Joke Hole and Phil ‘Eep!’ Send-a-Ross hardly snapture the imagined Asian. Stoke to win, comfortabubbly.

Now here comes my Stoke v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday August 16th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Stoke City 3-0 Aston Villa – Kirklandic, Odemwingding and Mammy Biryani Duff. You can put your balls on it!